liar, liar, pants on fire

Fine.  T'is not true.  One is not set ablaze for telling a tall tale - though...sometimes I really wish they were.  Moreover those hiding the truth or omitting information (probably because one knows it is - or can be conceived as being - questionable behavior) should be subject to the same fate.  


Today falls under the category of those "sometimes".  Alas - all I can do is squint my eyes and pretend their head is exploding.  I jest...but not really.  I think my pants just caught flame...

A liar...caught on fire...or perhaps doing a cool dance.  Who's to say.